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m-m-moriarty: veiledsentiments: I skinned Anderson because I felt like it.  NOOO nooo nooo because I actually like Anderson, he is the best ;_;. I didn’t want this to happen.  I had dinner with the Bees Gees         because there was a bomb strapped to me. …….Jim why didn’t you just go to dinner with them yourself? Why’d you have to stick a bomb on my chest and then send me in your place? GOOD GOD MAN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!! I skinned Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to. Good.

m-m-moriarty:

veiledsentiments:

I skinned Anderson because I felt like it. 

NOOO nooo nooo because I actually like Anderson, he is the best ;_;. I didn’t want this to happen. 

I had dinner with the Bees Gees
        because there was a bomb strapped to me.

…….Jim why didn’t you just go to dinner with them yourself? Why’d you have to stick a bomb on my chest and then send me in your place? GOOD GOD MAN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART!!

I skinned Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to.

Good.

(via cccaastiel)



  1. tactician-mara reblogged this from khqueenloyalsherlockian and added:
    I burned the heart out of Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. :3 Sally, wanna hang out this weeke- what?...
  2. khqueenloyalsherlockian reblogged this from twotwentyonebbakerst and added:
    I skinned Anderson because i was held hostage. Kay! I’m cool with that! XD
  3. watsock reblogged this from prettyfreakingcrazy
  4. prettyfreakingcrazy reblogged this from robert-downey-jrs-asss and added:
    I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage. Wow. I’m awesome! XD
  5. sherlock-from-gallifrey reblogged this from desusama and added:
    I brutally murdered Anderson because Anderson’s a cunt.
  6. desusama reblogged this from cumberqueen and added:
    I made tea for Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me
  7. thescratchman reblogged this from ever-so-plucky and added:
    I had dinner with Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me.
  8. cleopatracodi reblogged this from ever-so-plucky and added:
    I made tea for Jim Moriarty because that’s my division
  9. ever-so-plucky reblogged this from ever-so-plucky
  10. karyn-butler reblogged this from princessmidna
  11. allisonamazing reblogged this from i-am-gothams-reckoning and added:
    I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because I felt like it
  12. badtripsandrocketships reblogged this from heartless-siren and added:
    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because I was held hostage
  13. i-am-gothams-reckoning reblogged this from onepersonarmy and added:
    I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Seems Legit
  14. triptraptracker reblogged this from dances-with-hipsters and added:
    I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes, because there was a bomb strapped to me. What? If I go down, he goes down with me!
  15. sherlockjohn3 reblogged this from not-theright-bowie and added:
    with….ugh, Anderson,...DAMMIT! YOU’D BETTER NOT LOWER MY IQ, YOU DINOSAUR-LOVING...
  16. i-wanna-make-memories reblogged this from randomnessisallyouwillfindhere and added:
    I married Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. …Lovely.
  17. dirtytrenchcoataffair reblogged this from randomnessisallyouwillfindhere and added:
    I brutally murdered Sherlock because I was held hostage..wait no :/
  18. randomnessisallyouwillfindhere reblogged this from superwholockfreak and added:
    I brutally murdered Anderson because I was held hostage.
  19. shannan423 reblogged this from lithuanian-introvert and added:
    I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because it’s my division. YES!
  20. scandiwhovian reblogged this from dorkyisthenewcool and added:
    I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.
  21. mimcat97 reblogged this from lyraterra
  22. devention reblogged this from sherlocked-inside-the-tardis and added:
    I burned the heart out of Anderson because it’s my division. Seems legit.
  23. amleonard83 reblogged this from fluffaloki and added:
    Excuse me… I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because it’s my division
  24. kigichi reblogged this from nargleslivehere and added:
    I helped solve a case with Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. ….apparently Sherlock was on a date with John...
  25. notsoyoungadults reblogged this from wishesshewerebritish
  26. lyraterra reblogged this from thefallofgallifrey
  27. magi-hen reblogged this from john-wheatson and added:
    I skinned Sally Donovan because she’s sexy…Darn school uniform shirt, if I was wearing my favorite color this sentence...
  28. john-wheatson reblogged this from zaroki and added:
    I stayed alive with the Bee Gees because there was a bomb strapped to me. Suspicions confirmed: I am John :)
  29. paakotama reblogged this from eggsie and added:
    brutally murdered
  30. locomotor-barda reblogged this from wolfofbaskerville and added:
    I married Sherlock Holmes because I felt like it. Sounds accurate !
  31. kaz-on-the-plate reblogged this from applecidervinegarforthewin and added:
    I have the skull of Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Well, I’m off to shotgun practice with my new clay pigeon!
  32. hawkarse reblogged this from franzhoover and added:
    I had dinner with Anderson because I felt like it.
  33. franzhoover reblogged this from thisiswitty and added:
    I strapped a bomb to Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. Makes sense.
  34. entry-level-jobs reblogged this from defender-of-fandoms
  35. hallucinogenic-toreador reblogged this from timelordsintheshire and added:
    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because it’s my division.
  36. heliadedreams reblogged this from strucketh-by-hawkeyes-arrow and added:
    i danced with jim moriarty because it’s my division
  37. becface11 reblogged this from oakfluxx and added:
    I danced with Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy!! WIN!!!
  38. t-hiddlez reblogged this from romulanwhore and added:
    hit TV show with Jim Moriarty...Anderson’s a cunt.
  39. jeih reblogged this from duckvsdock and added:
    I made a hit TV show with Greg Lestrade because Mycroft hired me to.
  40. duckvsdock reblogged this from wishesshewerebritish and added:
    I brutally murdered Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.
  41. wishesshewerebritish reblogged this from deductism and added:
    I skinned Anderson Because there was a bomb strapped to me.
  42. conductor-of-flight reblogged this from immortaliarty and added:
    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. Woah guys. I’m going to be in the next season....
  43. phantomoftheawkward reblogged this from sarcasticanthropoid and added:
    I had dinner with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. How romantic
  44. spiffymustardseeds reblogged this from fred-asauras-rex and added:
    I helped solve a case with Greg Lestrade because Anderson’s a cunt.
  45. fandomsloki-d reblogged this from getoutofmykitchensherlock and added:
    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. Ok. I’ll totally take that. xD